passionable:

pink fairy

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asianartiste:

noelle talks to her crush

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aryashi:

elfwreck:

sanerontheinside:

marvel-lous-things:

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

#not with that attitude you can’t

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partywithponies:

censorbotoffical:

partywithponies:

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

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langernameohnebedeutung:

Just an update: Our respective right-wing nutter party in Germany is currently at war with Cola. Not just…Coca Cola, but basically every kind of Cola. Although it started with Coca Cola, when someone put up a Coca-Cola styled billboard saying:

“Enjoy your season, say no to AfD.”

AfD immediately complained to Coca  Cola whose spokesperson in turn said: “The billboard is fake ———— but it isn’t wrong.”

So the AfD threatened to boycott Coca Cola and drank AfriCola instead. Except AfriCola is not down with white supremacists either and being against the AfD is a pretty big deal for them.

So when that backfired, the AfD photoshopped a billboard saying: “Enjoy your holidays- say yes to AfD!” - and put a Pepsi-logo on it.

Now Pepsi is suing them. 

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tifamex:

teainawineglass:

fifty-shadesofgay:

dankmemeuniversity:

i just astral projected back to 2009

Holy shit

Originally posted by metalgearinformer

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